Why Was Sheen "Goddess" Bree Olson MIA From Charlie's Machete Maneuver?

While Natalie Kenly was busy standing by her machete-swingin' man, Bree Olson, the other of Charlie Sheen's goddesses, was missing in action.

With her unexplained absence coming...

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